The Most Eagerly Anticipated Film of 2006

Normally I don't feel the need to share what appears in the The New York Post's "Page Six" column, but this hit too close to home:

JACK Nicholson is hitting town next week to begin rehearsals for Martin Scorsese's Irish gang flick "The Departed." The movie, scripted by the brilliant William Monahan, is set in Boston and also stars Leo DiCaprio, Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg. Nicholson joked to Variety's Army Archerd that he's going to ask DiCaprio to change his first name to Luke — "Then we could be known as Matthew, Mark, John and Luke." Nicholson also says he's mulling a return to directing, which he hasn't done since "The Two Jakes."

This could make for the greatest commentaries in DVD history.