According to Stan

So my friend Stan (not his real name) called me Friday. Apparently he worked one day last week on the set of the music video that will be released as a tie-in for the upcoming Herbie: Fully Loaded. I asked outright if Lindsay Lohan was as much of a cocaine abuser as rumors indicate. Although he did not give me an answer he did say that she is, "A vicious spoiled (c-word deleted)." He also described her as, "A totally owned talentless tool of the Disney corporation." According to Stan, of the four hours she was on set she spent 90 minutes of that trying to leave her trailer, and then she shut down production for a different 60 minutes while she tried to figure out her text-message response the message she got from Christian Slater. Of the four hours shw as on the set, they managed to get one shot of her.

All this is just so everyone will remember that, though certainly not always, sometimes the gossip pages get it right.

Review of Crash tomorrow...and by review I mean scathing diatribe.