Jokers Don't Cry

With all the internet talk about who Christopher Nolan will cast as The Joker, I'm asking for help spreading this fabricated gossip:

A fair amount of U.K. Batman websites were abuzz this week with rumours that two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank has been approached to play the part of the Joker in Christopher Nolan's eagerly anticipated sequel to Batman Begins. Apparently at a London screening, Nolan was overheard talking to Morgan Freeman who plays research scientist Lucius Fox in the film. Nolan asked if Freeman could contact the Million Dollar Baby and set-up a meeting. "I figure we can bring some unexpected sexual tension to the part, and with her features, especially her mouth, we can save a fortune on make-up and prosthetics."